Apple iPhone

Asshole

(Inspired by: Saad's cartoon)

Apple iPhone is out. Orgasmic convulsions all around. Hurraaaaa! It probably is a great product. I don't know. Haven't seen it. As soon as god announced iPhone, all our chat channels, emails etc. were choked with heart felt desire of devouts to posses it. But these ecstatic reactions scare me. As if the measure of one's desirability, maleness (women ain't that crazy about gadgets), social status all depends on the number of gadgets they posses.

Its like, "Never mind I can't get laid, I got an iPhone" or "Since I bought my new iPod, so many girls have started taking interest in me!". Get a life! Address and acknowledge real issues. No gadget will ever change your life. It will not get you laid. Period.

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