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So the other day I was chatting with a friend of mine who calls herself, "Ice Maiden", because she thinks she's cold etc... as if every one is dripping with warmth etc... Duh!

So anyway, while talking to her I thought, given the choice, who would I try to kiss... Ice Maiden's or Hot Cup Cake's of the world? For me the choice is obvious. I'd prefer taking my chances with an Ice Maiden rather then a "hot cup cake" babe. With Ice maiden I'd get an ice cold stare, at most, but there is more then a slim chance that a "hot cup cake" would offer a red hot slap.

Now did I fail to mention I have a pathetic record picking out Ice Maiden's from Hot Cup cakes... :(

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The other day the his boss came back and lo and behold the games room lost most of its alpha warriors. No longer he had to wait in line for his turn to play, no long he had to gulping down food; run to the TT table to beat the post lunch crowd, no longer he had to sit in line waiting for his turn to come..., etc... groovy... so he decide he'll enjoy the kicks while it still lasts... he is a happy man these days. Hail the boss.

The point, "I" wonder is where have the warriors gone? And why? Kyun bhai?

For the lack of social skills he preferred sitting in front of his computer, surfing porn, sulking and trolling slashdot , his superior codeing skills and latest gadgets defined his self esteem..., most of his friends were just like him and his biggest regret in life was that affair he had with the girl in his computer coaching. He had taught her so much, did her assignments, gave her gifts, though of making love to her some day, felt guilty for thinking of her naked body. Yeah he was in love alright. But suddenly one day, as usual, she closed the door on him, since all men are created equal, she chose to marry the richer one. That was 10 years ago, he still hasn't forgotten her smile, her smell, the warmth of the seat where she had just sat, the softness of her skin which he never touched.

Since then, he hates all the women. And hates them more for ignoring him, laughing at him, and even making fun of his superior coding skills! Bitches. Long ago, he experienced a surge in female attention when he bought the new iPod . But that was short lived. However, now he is addicted to those attention surges and craves for any new gadget that the market pukes out.

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