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How bizzare

hpk — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:59:47 +0000

When she does it it's love triangle...

When he does it it's cheating...

How bizzare?

Area Man Denied Gym Membership

hpk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:34:00 +0000

Area Man Denied Gym Membership, originally uploaded by hpk.

According to latest reports area man Jamil Ahmed (name changed) was denied membership to the local gym (name with held). Jamil accused that he was asked to produce recommendations from a respected member of the society before he would be allowed to pump iron along with the local hunks. Things grew ugly when Jamil, who is an actor by profession and has been a resident of the society (name withheld) since birth, was again denied membership when he produced verbal recommendation from a respected member of the society. Jamil was asked by Gokul das, gym proprietor, to get written recommendation from a respectable member of the society. Anahita, a budding actress and a regular member of the gym, testified “I don’t know what the fuss is about, Gokul uncle was so nice with me, no really”. Another member, only identified as aunty lobo, said, “I’ve know Jamil since he was a kid. He’s as ordinary as they come. No idea why they don’t want him there.”

However, Unmesh shukla, another society resident questioned Jamil’s sudden interest in the gym. He said, “I’ve seen the boy since he was a kid, he never showed any interest in body building activities, but off late, he’s been coming late at night, dressing up, and acting all religious and stuff. This is not normal behavior and we must investigate.”

Society chairman, Mr. Bansal Suri, categorically denied the rumors that Jamil’s tenant agreement would be revoked and said, “So far we have no reasons to ask Jamil to leave the society. The gyms decision while unfortunate must be looked into in its entirety. After all, they must have has a reason to deny membership.”

Gym authorities were unavailable for comment when contacted.

Ice Maiden v/s Hot Cup Cake

hpk — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:58:49 +0000

Photo by: Plinge

So the other day I was chatting with a friend of mine who calls herself, "Ice Maiden", because she thinks she's cold etc... as if every one is dripping with warmth etc... Duh!

So anyway, while talking to her I thought, given the choice, who would I try to kiss... Ice Maiden's or Hot Cup Cake's of the world? For me the choice is obvious. I'd prefer taking my chances with an Ice Maiden rather then a "hot cup cake" babe. With Ice maiden I'd get an ice cold stare, at most, but there is more then a slim chance that a "hot cup cake" would offer a red hot slap.

Now did I fail to mention I have a pathetic record picking out Ice Maiden's from Hot Cup cakes... :(

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the boss is back...

hpk — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:16:56 +0000

The other day the his boss came back and lo and behold the games room lost most of its alpha warriors. No longer he had to wait in line for his turn to play, no long he had to gulping down food; run to the TT table to beat the post lunch crowd, no longer he had to sit in line waiting for his turn to come..., etc... groovy... so he decide he'll enjoy the kicks while it still lasts... he is a happy man these days. Hail the boss.

The point, "I" wonder is where have the warriors gone? And why? Kyun bhai?

Why he never went to Page 3 parties...

hpk — Mon, 21 May 2007 14:09:28 +0000

For the lack of social skills he preferred sitting in front of his computer, surfing porn, sulking and trolling slashdot , his superior codeing skills and latest gadgets defined his self esteem..., most of his friends were just like him and his biggest regret in life was that affair he had with the girl in his computer coaching. He had taught her so much, did her assignments, gave her gifts, though of making love to her some day, felt guilty for thinking of her naked body. Yeah he was in love alright. But suddenly one day, as usual, she closed the door on him, since all men are created equal, she chose to marry the richer one. That was 10 years ago, he still hasn't forgotten her smile, her smell, the warmth of the seat where she had just sat, the softness of her skin which he never touched.

Since then, he hates all the women. And hates them more for ignoring him, laughing at him, and even making fun of his superior coding skills! Bitches. Long ago, he experienced a surge in female attention when he bought the new iPod . But that was short lived. However, now he is addicted to those attention surges and craves for any new gadget that the market pukes out.

The other day I asked him to come to a party with me, "Fucking page 3 parties, raands getting drunk and fucking around. Mujhe nahin aana hai... its against Indian culture", he said. I told him its a private party. "Private ho ya public, mujhe nahin aana, I don't like dancing and I don't know any one and I don't want to know any one, and I am happy single".

Whatever.